Saturday, April 16, 2011

The World's Most Coveted Roles

Just some of the most amazing parts I sift through in my inbox on a daily basis...

Fifty bucks to have my clothes ripped off in a chick fight?  Exposing my bestiality obsession on national TV?  Yes and yes!  Big break, here I come!


Casting Notice
Project Name: Untitled Music Video Project Type: Music Video Rate/Compensation: $50-120
Role
Role Type
Gender/Age/Ethnicities
Description/Note
Contestant 1
Lead
Female / 16 to 30 / Caucasian, Ethnically Ambiguous, Hispanic, Mixed, Multi-Ethnic
Bleach blond, pop diva type. MUST be comfortable with skimpy clothing, and full nudity. The nudity is very brief and at the very end of the video. You will not be fully visible as you will be fighting with the second actress and we intend to have many fast paced cuts throughout. **nudity: Will have clothing ripped off during the fight, and her musical numbers are more on the sultry/pop side (THINK SEXY BRITNEY)

 
Casting Notice
Project Name: Animal Fetishes Project Type: Documentary Rate/Compensation: $400 if chosen for project
Role
Role Type
Gender/Age/Ethnicities
Description/Note
Person with Real Animal Fetish
Other
Male or Female / 18 to 99 / All Ethnicities
Documentary-style TV pilot (may or may not air) for an award-winning cable network is looking for people with REAL animal fetishes. We're looking to explore how these fetishes impact people's lives and relationships. If you or someone you know has a genuine animal-related fetish, please contact us ASAP. Our show has a serious tone and the subject matter will be approached in a tasteful manner. There is compensation if chosen for the pilot. **PLEASE ONLY SUBMIT IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH. IF SO, PLEASE NOTE YOUR STORY AND INTEREST**

5 comments:

  1. AUGH! How awful! You are so much better than that :)

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  2. hahahaha! thanks katie! :) believe me, i'd never do anything like that!!

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  3. Thank goodness! Just because there's an audience for it doesn't mean you have to give it to them! ;)

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  4. Now that's WAY more fun than the roles I get emailed about!

    On second thought, why's the casting call for the girl getting her clothes ripped off with that fast total nudity cut at the end for ages 16-30? Sixteen??? Hope they're filming in Sweden...

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  5. LOL! Sorry Richard--I didn't see this comment til now! Hahahaha you're so right--I didn't even notice that!

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